Another week, and it’s another journey down a predictable road on Desiree Hartsock’s “The Bachelorette.” While we wish that we could sit here and say that some of these contestant rankings are going to shock you, the reality is that they won’t. What we have here are the same five guys from last week, and […]
If nothing else, you have to give Zak Waddell credit for one thing on “The Bachelorette”: He absolutely refuses to let anyone else steal his thunder when it comes to copying his shtick as the master of all things semi-clothed. He was the first guy to go shirtless on his season, and it looks, judging […]
What’s a better date than playing competitive soccer against someone you have feelings for? We can think of a few thousand other things, but then again, we’re also not the sort of person that this sort of activity is really catering to. Monday night’s new episode of “The Bachelorette” is going to revolve around Desiree […]
If there is one thing that we’ve come to learn about “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” over the years, it is that they will do almost anything in their power to make sure that you have some people to root for, but also some people to root against. On Desiree Hartsock’s season, one of the remaining guys […]
Just in case you were wondering whether or not Bryden Vukasin was spending his days after “The Bachelorette” sitting around, alone and sad, with his dog at his side, here’s a message for you: He’s not. As a matter of fact, he seems to be only single right now because he’s busy living it up […]
So why did Bryden Vukasin really leave “The Bachelorette,” and is it in some way more scandalous then what we saw on Monday night’s new episode? While this may sound like a pretty boring episode, the reality here is that the answer is really rather boring: He just wasn’t that into her, and we don’t see anything […]
Last night on “The Bachelorette,” we had a chance to bear witness to what may very well be one of the most awkward and uncomfortable dates in the history of the show. Why? Ben Scott and Michael Garofola spent so much time battling each other that Desiree Hartsock almost became an afterthought. We do have […]
On this week’s edition of “The Bachelorette,” it was the battle of the ridiculous. What man could be made to look worse by the editors and producers … or did any of the guys really top them all by playing their d-bag card so blatantly that there is nothing that producers could do to make […]
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you a guide to the best way to completely ruin your chances of ever going far on “The Bachelorette.” The two exhibits that we are looking at right now? Let’s just say that they go by the names “Michael Garofola” and “Ben Scott.” One guy put himself on […]
If you want to start playing the “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” theme song about “The Bachelorette,” you better start substituting her name for Bryden Vukasin. (This is probably going to mess with the meter of the song a little bit, but oh well.) Why’s that? Going into Monday’s episode, the man is […]
