Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you a guide to the best way to completely ruin your chances of ever going far on “The Bachelorette.” The two exhibits that we are looking at right now? Let’s just say that they go by the names “Michael Garofola” and “Ben Scott.” One guy put himself on […]
If you want to start playing the “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” theme song about “The Bachelorette,” you better start substituting her name for Bryden Vukasin. (This is probably going to mess with the meter of the song a little bit, but oh well.) Why’s that? Going into Monday’s episode, the man is […]
Well, ABC is getting creative when it comes to promoting “The Bachelorette’s” lowest-rated season to date … by reminding everyone that there is nothing better to watch now that “The Voice” is over. We’ve never been a fan of this sort of promotion, mostly because it implies that viewers were watching something that is more […]
We cannot sit here and say that when it comes to our “Bachelorette” rankings, this has been a particular eventful week. It’s pretty obvious at this point that Ben Scott’s goose is cooked, and that some of the other guys not on this list have either had awkward dates or are invisible at this point […]
At this point, we’re sure that you have heard about the incredibly-awkward two-on-one date that Desiree Hartsock is going on with Michael Garofola and Ben Scott on “The Bachelorette” Monday night. So what have you heard a little bit less about? Think along the lines of what is going to be a pretty interesting group […]
As you get ready for the weekend, why not dive into some more “Bachelorette” scoop? We have some chatter once again about one of Desiree Hartsock’s more controversial guys, and then from there we move to someone else who is extremely controversial from last season of “The Bachelor”: Her brother Nate. We present a new […]
We know it’s possible that “The Bachelorette” makes James Case out to be a complete and total jerk on Monday night’s new episode (with the guys speculating that he just wants to be the next “Bachelor”), but we have to give the guy at least a little bit of respect for doing something outside of […]
…And no, what we are talking about in the title is something entirely different from his abs. In all honesty, Zak on “The Bachelorette” has been one of the biggest surprises of this entire season so far to us. When we first met him, he just seemed like kind of a hokey guy that liked […]
Did you think that the date between Desiree Hartsock and Kasey on “The Bachelorette” a little over a week ago was bad? Well, we have a feeling that what you are about to see moving into next week’s episode will actually blow that out of the water when it comes to cringe-worthy moments. So what […]
You look at the ratings this week, and what do you see? Why, it’s “The Bachelorette” sinking so low that it may as well be the new season of “Bachelor Pad.” For a preliminary number, the show drew a 1.6 in the 18-49 demographic, and it shows what has felt at times like a near-consensus […]
