Anytime that you have a season of “Survivor” that starts off with three tribes, you can generally assume that a merge of sorts is coming after the fourth tribal council … and based on the preview that aired after Wednesday night’s new episode, it looks like the moment is coming. Jeff Probst says the words […]
Tonight on “Survivor,” we had what has to be one of the most awesome / pathetic hours of television ever. How is it that you ever see a tribe try to throw a challenge, but still somehow manage to win it thanks to one other group being so absolutely horrendous. That group is the befuddling […]
In this latest edition of our “Survivor: Cagayan” rankings, we’re going to a tribe here that was only at tribal council just a week ago. The Beauty Tribe does have some things going for them, at least in that they are young, in pretty good shape, and LJ is reasonably good at puzzles. The major […]
The world was deprived of someone supremely entertaining on “Survivor” when Brice Johnson was voted out of the game last week. This guy was funny, sharp, and knew how to play the game; really, it was for all of these reasons that he is no longer there, like some more people who were more or […]
One week ago, we were proclaiming the Brains to be the biggest mess of a tribe in the history of “Survivor.” They got rid of a strong player in Garrett, kept someone around in J’Tia who had already shown herself to be a menace around camp, and looked completely incapable of really winning anything. Then, […]
It has been a long, difficult journey for the Brains tribe on “Survivor: Cagayan” … mostly because there has been no other tribe out there who has exercised complete incompetence on the same level that they have. They got rid of their strongest physical player last week, and kept someone around in J’Tia who literally […]
There is no tribe on “Survivor: Cagayan” right now that is more completely off-the-wall than the Beauty tribe. We haven’t really received enough of them right now to know just where their place is in the game, and where they really stand with each other except for a few little suggestions here and there. There […]
With “Survivor: Cagayan” airing yet another new episode on Wednesday night, we’re here and ready to bust out another part of our official contestant rankings. Until we get to the merge, we’ll be doing this by tribe since there are too many players to otherwise clump together. How can you say whether or not Spencer, […]
We’ve gone through the premiere of “Survivor: Cagayan,” interviewed the recently-eliminated castaways, and have also previewed the new episode airing on CBS next week. This all takes us to the next order of business: Trying to rank the remaining contestants! We’re going to do this by tribe until the merge, mostly because it’s pretty hard […]
Only two episodes into “Survivor: Cagayan,” it is still far too early to be able to tell one way or another if Tony Vlachos is going to be in the game for a long time. While he does have an immunity idol and the spy shack (since you really can’t forget about that), it also […]
