‘Real Housewives of Dallas’ preview: The Mad Hatter tea party

“The Real Housewives of Dallas” premiered on Bravo last week, and going into tonight’s new episode of the show, we’re going to see something completely expected (a tea party) and then also something we never expected (a hat that may or may not have dog poop on it). For the time being, we’re voting “no” on the contents of Brandi Redmond’s hat, mostly because that would smell horrible and we can’t imagine anyone walking around in it.

The hat does certainly generate a reaction, as you can see in the video. The attached synopsis does offer up a few more hints regarding what is coming up:

“LeeAnne enlists the help of a Dallas designer to create an extravagant hat for Mad Hatter’s Tea Party, one of the most coveted events on the Dallas social calendar. Brandi struggles with her husband Bryan’s constant business travel as she hosts a birthday party for her mother. Elsewhere, Tiffany and Aaron go house hunting, despite Aaron’s reservations about setting down roots in Dallas. Later, Stephanie and Cary are dragged deeper into Brandi’s conflict with LeeAnne when Brandi arrives to the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party donning a hat decorated with a special surprise.”

We feel like part of the fun that is going to come out of writing some of these previews this season will stem from spending a lot of time in the Dallas area over the years. We gotta say that we have no recollection of any such event like this being a big deal, but this may also be a testament to us not being a part of the right circles.

Also, to think that our biggest problem is just getting people to pick up dog poop off the grass…