Just in case you did not think that Brandi Glanville could become any more off-the-wall than she is on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” you have not read any of her book yet. The reality star is releasing a new book entitled Drinking & Tweeing and Other Brandi Blunders on February 12, and the excerpts that have hit the internet today are certainly more than a little bit shocking.
Life & Style published some portions of the book on Tuesday, and one that we want to bring to your attention here (though you cannot get the mental image from your brain) is one that happened while Glanville’s ex Eddie Cibrian was first working with LeAnn Rimes on “Northern Lights,” the TV movie that led to the affair that ended Brandi’s marriage:
“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” writes Glanville. “This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
While there are plenty more stories about the affair itself in there, perhaps the most shocking revelation is what Brandi had done to herself after her divorce: specifically, she had a $12,000 rejuvenation on her lady parts, and then paid for it using Cibrian’s credit card. (At the same time, she was reportedly homeless and going from one house to the next with the support of her friends.)
Is all of this too much information for your liking, or do you wish that there were some things that Brandi would just keep to herself? If you want to read our full review of Monday night’s episode, you can do so over at the link here.