‘Two and a Half Men’ season 11 spoilers: Details on Jeff Probst’s cameo appearance

More news -Is Jeff Probst about to snuff Alan Harper’s torch? We doubt it, since the last thing that CBS would be interested in doing is voting out the only original lead on “Two and a Half Men” still with the show. But nonetheless, the “Survivor” host will be making a cameo as himself on the November 14 episode, which actually has a title appropriate for Halloween in “Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie.”

For whatever reason, though, nothing that the network has sent out about this episode just yet gives you any insight into what the story is going to be about. (The simple guess that it relates to Amber Tamblyn’s Jenny, given her sexuality and all.) But you can see a photo from the episode above featuring some scantily-clad women, and the official synopsis also hands out at least a few details:

“Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.”

Yes, there is an enormous amount of irony in Lyndsey suddenly acting as though she cares about what Alan does with his own personal life, given her own tendency to carry out a double-life over the course of the season so far with Alan as the “other man.” But “Two and a Half Men” thrives on irony, and it is therefore no surprise to see them going down that route.

In going back to Probst, it’s hard to speculate on how he will be appearing, but which character do we think would be the best “Survivor” player? If we were to look at the whole cast, Walden’s probably too naive and would be taken out after the merge. Meanwhile, Jenny would burn bridges and get taken out pretty early, Evelyn would quit three days into the game, and Alan would be at least be pretty good in that he’s managed to weasel a free living situation for himself; however, there’s no way that anyone would ever vote for him to win. Therefore, we’ve determined that Berta would actually be the best player; she’d never be a huge target to take out, she’s probably the most self-aware of the bunch, and she always finds a way to get a lot of money despite doing little work.

Are you excited to see this “Two and a Half Men” episode? The show is off tonight, but if you want to entertain yourself, click here and take a look at some of the actors’ incredible salaries that will make you want to die a jealous death.

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