‘Big Brother 15’ on ‘The Talk’: Game spoilers and assorted silliness

For whatever reason, we find the “Big Brother” pre-show on “The Talk” to be incredibly entertaining. Maybe it’s the idea of watching Julie Chen humiliate herself in a funny costume, or maybe it’s Sharon Osbourne’s complete and utter apathy for the game. All we know is that we consistently find it almost as great as the show itself. (Remember when the Zingbot really zinged Sheryl Underwood?)

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2:06 p.m. – Well, it only took about six minutes for “Big Jeff Schroeder” to make an appearance … seemingly in the buff. Of course, he was probably wearing shorts, but why read that much into it? He introduced the ridiculous challenge of trying to find a key he lost that would determine the new Head of Household. Sara Gilbert won it (again), which makes her officially the Rachel Reilly challenge dominator of “The Talk.”

2:29 – There was almost some hilarity in Sheryl winning the Power of Veto in a challenge that involved diving through smoothies. It was messy, weird, and we’re mostly just happy that someone other than Sara won for a change.

2:37 – Okay, this was the most ridiculous Veto Meeting of all time. Julie literally tried to bribe Sheryl with a buffet of bacon and a shirtless man, and she still didn’t use it. Ouch.

2:44 – Well, this is what we call a fail. The show promised to disclose some big secrets, and instead, we were just told again about the MVP twist, and shown footage of the houseguests taking off to the house.

2:50 – Sharon literally just tried to prostitute Ozzy to save herself in the game. Amazing. It still somehow took ten minutes for Sharon to be evicted. Still a fun show, but down versus years past now that everyone has gotten used to the game.

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