‘Big Brother 15’ spoilers: Bikinis, abs, and judgment in pool photo

That moment that you may or may not have been waiting for has finally arrived: The first photo of the “Big Brother 15” cast all sporting their “ready for the pool” outfits, even though none of them are actually seen swimming. Just from the layout of the picture, it’s pretty clear what sort of audience producers are going for here.

To be honest, though, we’re personally kind of bored of the same-ol’ bikini / guys with abs photos year after year… it’s just the same thing every time, and this constant objectification of women on this show makes it harder for people who are not models or beauty queens from getting in the door. At least the guys have a better chance of getting in regardless of who they are (and what their body types are), and that is why we have three quick observations about three of the guys who could make it pretty far into the game depending on how they play their cards.

1. This yellow shirt is probably the last thing that we ever expected Spencer to be wearing. It looks like he robbed a pool store circla 1962, or he’s trying to cover up a luscious mane of fiery red chest hair / a beer belly he’s ashamed of after seeing some of the other abs.

2. Andy’s argyle tank-top. Oh, Andy … we don’t even know where to start with this, and this is coming from someone who obsesses over argyle.

3. Who knew that Jeremy was so tatted up? Well, we now have our answer as to who the “alternative” person of the season is going to be.

Did you learn anything, silly or otherwise, from this photo? We’re still teasing our annual predictions article, which will be coming up later today. If you want to read all of our individual spotlight articles, you can do so over here along with some other continuous updates.

Photo: CBS