“Dancing with the Stars” has narrowed down its lineup following the week one elimination of Lolo Jones, and the next order of business is trying to figure out what each one of the remaining stars will be performing on Monday night’s show.
Luckily, we’ve got some of the dish on it a little bit early! All of the following performance spoilers come courtesy of PureDWTS, and it includes some pretty funny song choices, and also some we imagine a few stars struggling with.
Antonio Sabato Jr. and Cheryl Burke – Rumba, set to Miguel’s “Adorn.” Big surprise here. They will be playing up the chemistry and the performance factor.
Tavis Smiley and Sharna Burgess – Cha Cha Cha, set to Earth, Wind, & Fire’s “Boogie Wonderland.” You know that this will be fun, if nothing else.
Bethany Mota and Derek Hough – Foxtrot, set to Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass.” We have no clue how this is a foxtrot song, but it’s smart for their audience to have something so current.
Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas – Jazz, set to Jason Aldean’s “She’s Country.” Also appropriate; many people who love Jason probably also love “Duck Dynasty.”
Betsey Johnson and Tony Dovolani – Foxtrot, set to Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.” We actually think that Betsey looks a little like Cyndi, so we can see this working.
Janel Parris and Val Chmerkovskiy – Foxtrot, set to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Everyone knows the song, but we find it weird that the show is not playing up anything that “Pretty Little Liars” fans know her as.
Jonathan Bennett and Allison Holker – Foxtrot, set to Ed Sheeran’s “Sing.” Relatively smart choice, but we’re not super excited about it.
Lea Thompson and Artem Chigvintsev – Jive, set to Wilson Pickett’s “Land of 1000 Dances.” Should be serviceable, but hardly a shocking song choice.
Michael Waltrip and Emma Slater – Samba, set to Lee Brice’s “Girls in Bikinis.” We don’t know the song, but this sounds hilarious.
Randy Couture and Karina Smirnoff – Cha Cha Cha, set to the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.” Wait, who shelled out the royalties for this?
Alfonso Ribeiro and Witney Carson – Samba, set to Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It.” You knew this was coming, and he will probably nail it.
Tommy Chong and Peta Murgatroyd – Salsa, set to Gloria Estefan’s “Higher.” Are all of Tommy’s song choices going to be weed jokes?
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