‘Bachelor in Paradise’ episode 2 spoilers: Chris Bukowski, Elise Mosca ‘bond’ quickly

If you’ve seen every iteration of “The Bachelor” franchise over the years, then you are probably very familiar already with the man known as Chris Bukowski. He first surfaced in Emily Maynard’s season, and that was by far his most sympathetic appearance in that we learned quite a bit about who he was and even his family, as he made it to the hometown dates.

From there, the man went to “Bachelor Pad,” where he tried to be a master strategist with little regard for anything else. He once again made it far, but fell short of the grand prize. He followed that up with hilariously being eliminated on “The Bachelorette” before even meeting Andi Dorfman earlier this year in a stunt that may or may not be orchestrated, depending on who you ask.

Now, we turn to “Bachelor in Paradise.” Chris will make his first appearance on Monday night’s episode, where he will apparently go by “Chris B.” Personally, we’d find it funnier if he was just “Bukowski,” a one-name entity that is similar to Madonna, Minkus from “Boy Meets World,” or Voldemort. Take your pick.

Anyway, love him or hate him, but he is going to waste very little time before getting super-close to Elise Mosca … and making out with her in the ocean. Typically, this is reserved for around the fourth or fifth episode of “The Bachelor,” and that is only selected seasons when someone can lure the guy out there. It’s a good thing that this is not a show where other people vote you out or can influence heavily whether or not you get a rose; maybe these two are a perfect couple for each other, but it’s way too early to tell based on what we’ve seen to date.

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