‘The Bachelorette’ finale spoilers: Brooks Forester, Desiree Hartsock, Drew Kenney cry
Of course, producers stuck this at the end because they wanted to make sure everyone actually watched until the end … and then we had the drama.
Everything starts off innocently enough, with beach frolicking and claims of “I love this man” and romance topped with romance on a romance sundae. Then, we had Desiree Hartsock saying that she wanted to go home, that everything was falling to pieces, and that she was more or less an idiot for believing in love.
So what causes this near-endless meltdown? These dastardly producers still aren’t showing us! However, the tease does make it seem like both Brooks Forester and Drew Kenney are potentially involved in it, at least given the amount of uncontrollable sobbing that is going on here. (Here’s a hint: It’s enough to fill up that ocean in the background on these “magnificent overnight dates.”)
The only other thing we find hilarious is that this is being billed as a two-part finale, even though we always have three contestants left with two episodes to go. Unless something crazy happens, this is just par for the course.
If you want to take a look at the rest of our “Bachelorette” review for “The Men Tell All,” complete with CarterMatt patented “Bore Score” of all of the events, just be sure to check it out here.
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