‘Big Brother Canada’ live feed spoilers: A drunken mess

We’re going to have our review of Sunday night’s new “Big Brother Canada” episode coming in the morning (blame the massive glut of shows now airing on Sunday night), but for now, let’s tide you over with some of the crazy happenings on the live feed! On this occasion, the operative word here really is “crazy.” We don’t know if we’ve seen so much insanity take place in just the span of an hour and a half before ever since the episode wrapped airing on Slice.

Here are the highlights: the houseguests, despite being punished for Jillian sleeping in a regular bed as a Have-Not, had a party that included pizza and alcohol. Whenever the latter is involved, you know things are going to get crazy … and it definitely did here. Just in the span of about forty minutes, Talla gave a lap dance of sorts of Aneal, danced on top of Tom while he laid on a table without a shirt on, threw water balloons at Emmett made from a certain form of “protection” (which is apparently put into the house in case people really want to get busy), and broke one of the toilets. Will Marsha the Moose suddenly become a plumber? She made need to.

While there was not really much in the way of strategy talk in here, we did get a pretty hysterical line from Peter. While all of this insanity was going on, he basically thanked Big Brother under his breath for giving the gang alcohol, since this makes them all loopy and stupid so he can take advantage of him. If this guy wins, he’s suddenly Dr. Will meets Dan Gheesling. If he loses, then he’s just a good player who is smartly taken out. Either way, you have to love the position that he is in right now.

If you want to read a little bit more about the punishment in the house, along with who answered the show’s latest phone call, you can do so over at the link here.

Photo: Slice