You can accuse Charlie Sheen of being many different things, but we’re pretty sure that you cannot say that the man ever holds anything back when it comes to sharing his thoughts. The “Anger Management” star’s latest attack is all about “Teen Mom” alum (and blatant recent publicity-carnivore) Farrah Abraham, and it stems from some comments that were recently leaked to the press.
Here’s everything you need to know: Farrah (who has a history now of doing some things that Charlie is quite a fan of … just take a look back at who one of his “Goddesses” was) recently reached out to Charlie about spending some time with him and also hoping to land a gig on his FX series. Well, the Warlock does not appreciate private text-message conversations getting out to the public, and he unleashed a world of hurt as a result with the sort of white-hot fury that you would expect from a guy who literally says and does almost anything on his mind.
You can view Sheen’s full letter that he sent over to Farrah at TMZ (and it’s pretty awesome), but here is just a small sample for your enjoyment now:
“Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.”
On a scale of one to a billion, how epic to do you think that Sheen’s take-down of Farrah really is? If you want to read some more scoop on what is coming up with “Anger Management” and LeAnn Rimes, all you have to do is visit the story over at the link here.