‘The Celebrity Apprentice’ review: Did Kenya Moore steal Vivica A. Fox’s phone?

Kenya -Tonight on the first episode of NBC’s “The Celebrity Apprentice,” we had buns, buns, and more buns. We never want to hear Geraldo Rivera talking about someone’s butt ever again. We had a challenge for King’s Hawaiian, which was at least very entertaining if nothing else.

We also had two extremely different perspectives when it comes to figuring out how to promote this product using photo-bombs and images. Johnny Damon decided with the help of Ian Ziering and others to use the New York skyline, courtesy of a helicopter that Ian had. They had some really cool ideas in here, and we thought that their ads accomplished the goal, and were somewhat uplifting.

However, Kenya Moore had a very different plan: Talking about butts, and drawing comparisons between those and the brand’s buns. Kenya came prepared to throw her under the bus the moment that the two of them entered the boardroom. We know that butts are on-brand right now, but it just seems to be a little bit obnoxious and not really on-brand with what we know about King’s.

The thing that was a little bit of a bummer was that going into the boardroom, we saw previews of Kenya and Vivica fighting over something related to a phone. Therefore, we knew that they probably lost the task … which wasn’t hard to figure out, since it felt like Johnny’s team won in a landslide.

This is when things got CRAZY. Vivica’s phone was stolen during the task, and she then accused Kenya of taking her phone, and then making a nasty post about menopause. This was one of the craziest fights that we’ve ever seen on the show, and it was incredibly entertaining.

Ultimately, we don’t know who took Vivica’s phone; we cannot assume that it was Kenya just because she was the primary suspect. Maybe there will be an answer someday, but there wasn’t one tonight! What we know is that Kenya acted above it all the drama, despite making some terrible comments herself … and she was fired. That’s it. It wasn’t because of the phone or Vivica’s Twitter account. She was just terrible in this task. Grade: A-.

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