‘Bachelor in Paradise’ spoilers: Kalon McMahon and the ‘one-on-none’ date

Just in case you thought that you were done with Kalon McMahon and all of his drama on “The Bachelor” franchise, the man is going to be coming back on the new episode of “Bachelor in Paradise” Monday night.

So what are you going to see moving forward now? Well, the guy is going to be front-and-center for one of the most awkward, but hilarious, moments in the history of the show. In the sneak peek video below, you can get at least some idea of what we are talking about here. He gets a date card, and when nobody wants to go out with him, he decides to take it upon himself to go out and have a good time, anyway. He calls it a “one-on-none” date, and it is probably the funniest thing that the show has seen since the premiere, when you saw Clare have a conversation with a raccoon.

In the end, we figure that this is basically a guarantee that Kalon’s appearance is basically going to be one-and-done, since we can’t imagine that this is particularly endearing for him. The one thing that we will say is that if he didn’t have the reputation that he did from Emily Maynard’s season, we would almost feel sorry for him. Then again, if he didn’t have that reputation, he would have most likely gotten a date. We have no idea why he was ever invited on the show in the first place other than the laughs.

We’ll have some more coverage of this episode moving forward, so be on the lookout for that!