Tonight, “The Bachelorette” came to an end, and Andi Dorfman finally made her choice about whether or not she wanted to be with Nick Viall and Josh Murray for at least the near future. Maybe they end up getting married, or maybe this is one of the shorter relationships that the show has seen. It’s […]
As always, “The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All” special on Monday night was a very bloated affair. There were unnecessary packages, cheesy one-liners, us wasting time on people we don’t really care about (Marcus?), and also “bloopers” that Chris Harrison dangled in front of us like a carrot to keep us watching. So rather than […]
Tonight on “The Bachelorette,” we had dates, romance, proclamations of love, and of course fantasy suites. The way that this show tries to dance around what traditionally happens in these suites is hilarious. We’re not presuming anything about what happened with Andi Dorfman specifically, but still. Really, the entire episode tonight boiled down to just […]
We know that tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette” was hometown dates, and that really should have been the main event for the story. We much prefer writing about those stories, since the show makes it so easy to be cynical about these poor family members herded together to dote over someone dating other people. However, we […]
On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette” episode, we had an answer to a question that at least some people out there may have been curious to find out, and then a lot of other nonsense to go along with. We have to start here with what was in our mind the main event, and that was […]
Tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette” brought the entertainment, but also the eye-rolls for providing us with a giant slice of cheese. What’s cheesier than having people in France dress up like mimes? No wonder there were people in the city of Versailles who were upset! Also, poor Brian for having to sit through some movie product placement […]
Monday night’s episode of “The Bachelorette” was probably the worst of the season, mostly because it contained just about everything that we hate about the entire series. Did you want a completely unoriginal date repelling down the side of a building? You got it. How about milking a guy’s sad story for air time? That […]
Sunday night was a special episode of “The Bachelorette” on ABC, and one that contained a full gamut of emotions. We had one of the most hysterical moments in the history of the entire franchise, but also a small collection of some of the funniest moments to go along with it. Let’s obviously start here […]
Andi Dorfman’s second episode as “The Bachelorette” was certainly a little more difficult for her than the first. After all, this was the one that featured her spending the majority of her time alternating between being really happy at some of her luck with the guys, but also depressed that someone had too boozy of […]
On the premiere of “The Bachelorette” Monday night, there was all sorts of craziness that unfolded. We laughed, we groaned, and we started our campaign early for Marquel the Cookie Man as the next “Bachelor.” This episode was everything we loved and hated about the show in a nutshell … and we never want to […]
