‘Big Brother 13’: the Zingbot’s many zings — and an extra one for Rachel

Even though he (or it?) has only been around for two seasons, in many ways the Zingbot has already managed become a part of “Big Brother” lore. The robot shows up, mocks everyone, and is hilarious every step of the way.

During Wednesday’s new episode, the beloved ‘bot made a return, and we have managed to write down a number of his best (and awkward) zingers to enjoy again and again.

Jeff: “1995 called, they want their soul patch back.”

Porsche: “Shouldn’t you be named after a car with a roomier trunk?”

Jordan: “The only reason Jeff hasn’t proposed yet is because he knows you’re terrible at answering questions.”

Adam: “Good call changing your beard. I don’t think your girlfriend realized she was dating Uncle Fester.”

Shelly: “What do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt, and fish? A dude!”

Kalia: This joke was long-winded, but the punchline was just that she likes to sleep. The worst zing of the night.

Daniele: “Do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy’s coattails?”

Rachel: “Every other word out of your mouth is the f-word. Fiance!”

Bonus zing via Daniele at the Veto challenge (which Jeff ended up winning): “I know Rachel thinks she is a scientist … but unless her science is mai tais, I’m pretty sure she is a waitress. Zing!”

Bonus zing 2 via Kalia at the challenge: “Adam should be good at this challenge — he’s had a lot of experience building his girlfriends out of a kit.”

As we’ve reported previously, Daniele was backdoored by Jeff, and the odds are in his favor that she will be sent home Thursday night.

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