There are some photos that you want to get while visiting the Jersey Shore, but this is clearly not one of them.
One week ago, headlines shot across the internet that Deena Cortese — the loudmouthed, fun-loving “meatball” who made a career for herself on “Jersey Shore” getting into fights and dancing her underwear off — was arrested on charges of being drunk and disorderly in the streets of Seaside Heights. Namely, she was wandering around hitting cars with her arms and doing what we are guessing was her interpretation of the happy dance in the middle of the street.
Now, the official mug shot following Deena’s arrest has been released, and it’s pretty fair to say that this is not exactly her best look. Deena looks quite frankly miserable, and aware of the fact that she is in jail getting her mug shot after looking like a crazy person on the street. More than likely, this will end up playing out like the arrest of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi before her — she’ll be summoned to court, where she will likely eventually be handed a fine along with community service in order to avoid any more serious charges.
There are still a few weeks remaining of filming for “Jersey Shore’s” sixth season, so now all Deena has to do is make sure she doesn’t get into any more trouble. The question we have to ask, though, is this — if she decides to stop drinking in order to avoid going behind bars, and if Snooki and Mike “The Situation” are also abstaining, then who is going to be the resident boozehound of the famous Shore House? At least we’ll still have Ronnie, and he has the most entertaining dance after he has dipped into the Ron Ron Juice on too many times.
On the scale of shame, how bad do you think Deena’s mug shot is?
Photo: Seaside Heights Police Department