‘The X Factor’ UK results: Did Rylan Clark, Union J, and Ella Henderson survive?
Sunday night’s new episode of “The X Factor” proved to be a rather surprising one … really with so many superlatives and bad words than we can ever hope to include here. What happened on this results show was quite possible the biggest load of (insert random word for excrement here) in quite possible the history of singing competitions.
Let’s start out with the obvious here: with Rylan Clark and Union J each having two weeks of experience in the bottom two, you would assume that these two artists would be the ones in the bottom again. Nope! You would also assume that Christopher Maloney would finally be in trouble this week, but instead, the producers are running around backstage probably realizing now what a monster they have created by letting this guy enter the competition as a wild card. Then again, you really just have to blame the voting public for this; if they want to give the cheesiest man to perform in Europe since David Hasselhoff a chance to win the competition, then that’s their decision.
Now, let’s try to judge the most impossible bottom two ever:
Ella Henderson – The real debate here is do you reward the better singer, or the better recording artist? We called this in a sense yesterday when we said that Ella’s arrangement of “You’re the One I Want” took all of the fun out of the song, but she doesn’t deserve to be here. This performance is literally one of the best vocals ever on this show. We often shy away from comparisons, but this was almost like Mariah Carey and Adele rolled into one.
James Arthur – Meanwhile, James has so much soul in every inc of him, watching him try to contain the emotion is like trying to keep a raccoon from getting your trash. It just ain’t happening. For once, this was a rendition of Alicia Keys’ “Fallin'” that we legitimately loved.
We were actually hoping that Christopher or Rylan would just come on stage and fall on his own sword, but that didn’t happen. Instead, we went to deadlock, and we ended up losing someone who is a ready-made star in the music industry in Ella. What is shocking here is that there are eight people who are technically in the final five, and none of them are women.
Did tonight’s result tarnish the reputation of “The X Factor” UK to you in any way?
Anonymous
December 6, 2012 @ 8:26 am
could some one find out whats going to bappen to the other contentants will they all get contrcts once the x factor finished i wpuld like to know whats going to happen to them all could u please could u find out im a fan of the show could u get back to me by text thanks tricia
Anonymous
December 6, 2012 @ 8:02 am
im angry that union j a not in the x factor final they a going to be a big hit with the industy i cant wait when union n perform next year and bere them on our television sets again there awesome i hope it want belong wben we herd from union j again im a bjg fan of theres Patricia
JESSICA
November 25, 2012 @ 3:48 pm
UNION J
JESSICA
November 25, 2012 @ 3:48 pm
I WANT UNION J TO STAY IN
Liz
November 19, 2012 @ 1:49 pm
I have no idea how they can have James and Ella as the bottom two. Horrible. Ella and James have more talent than anyone else on this show. What a shame…really.
Brad
November 18, 2012 @ 8:52 pm
How can we take the show seriously when Christopher stays and Ella goes. “The Love Boat” singer is clearly talentless and is riding on the coat tails of “shopping for his nan”, “being with his nan”, “lovin’ his nan”! Give me a break! Perhaps he should do a duet with nan – “Endless Love” perhaps?
If he were the singer on any cruise that I was on, I’d be praying for an iceberg! Christopher, open your closet door and fly away!
Jr
November 18, 2012 @ 8:18 pm
What’s idiotic about Nicole and Tulisa (no offence to them since I do like them) is that they were agaisnt Gary about Rylan. Wel now I am sure they regret it. Yeah there can only be one winner, but for Rylan to go this far while 10000x better singers get axed!? Serves them right
royalsolo
November 18, 2012 @ 5:23 pm
Ella will survive – even without xfactor she´ll be around a lot longer than anyone else (except jahmeme maybe). That voting is bullocks!
Kary
November 18, 2012 @ 4:14 pm
I’m really curious about the actual rankings now, it would be interesting to see the actual rankings based on votes like how they do it on the X factor USA now. I’m guessing Jahmene would be on top. Who out of Rylan, Chris and Union J can be second tho?? I really don’t see any of those three being in the finals. Maybe Christopher. Ugh Ella being in the bottom two I kind of understand cuz she’s kind of boring… but James in the bottom two… inconceivable!
Anonymous
November 18, 2012 @ 4:11 pm
whats goin on ella should still be on de show
Kary
November 18, 2012 @ 4:08 pm
WOW I am shocked. I’m happy that at least James didn’t go home… But WOW I am so shocked that those were the bottom two!! I wonder who’d voting! :S