‘Bachelor in Paradise 2’ spoilers: Is Ashley Iaconetti ‘pregnant’? JJ Lane, Joe Bailey, and more
“Bachelor in Paradise” does like to be scandalous, and we definitely saw plenty of that in the promo for the next new episode … even though for the most part it was the same exact promo that aired after the premiere with a few little twists here and there.
Let’s start with the bizarre questions as to whether or not Ashley Iaconetti is pregnant … and a virgin? Notice that she doesn’t actually say anything about this in the promo, which to us makes us think that this is a whole lot of nothing. This is not “Jane the Virgin,” people! It’s not happening. These sort of things often tend to come up for the most part in these promos. Don’t take it too seriously.
As for other things not to take very seriously, let’s move along here to bro fights for a minute. Clearly, there is some tension between some of the guys, and this isn’t going to decrease with more of them showing up. It looks like Joe Bailey and Joshua Albers in particular are going to be turning up sooner rather than later, and could in the process stir up some more craziness.
In the end, we’ll admit to enjoying this season more than we thought that we would, though we probably should be slightly concerned that we are “enjoying this season” at all. This show is just so bizarre and crazy; at least this year it is in a slightly better setting, right? We’ll have more news soon…
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Dallas Anderson
August 18, 2015 @ 11:48 pm
WEEK 3
OBSERVATIONS:
tanner is so judgmental and overly-opinionated
dan is a self-righteous hypocritical dikwad who is nosy and buts into everyone’s business and dumps ashley s CONVENIENTLY AFTER the rose ceremony. he then says he’s interested in meg who is just as CRAZY or even more so than ashley s so his argument of ashley being to ocrazy makes NO SENSE
ashley s needs to tone back the crazy at least early on in a relationship
meg is dumb but she is hot!
samantha and joe are both utter scum. they deserve each other.
juelia needs to wake up and stop being so naive. WHY ON EARTH would you believe joe saying he would move to your state to be with you … ON THE FIRST DATE???! get your head out of your but, you’re 30 not 20.
nice to see carly and kirk take the next step and i’m sure she was dying to have him inside her
hate him or love him, jj is quite funny and funny how joe ran like a little *female dog* when jj confronted him
for a guy that was mr. hot commodity, it’s odd that jared still doesn;’t have a conenction with any woman and is still stuck with 13 year old ashley i
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
“ALOHA, MEXICO!” & “I hope a guy gets all up in my business (pusiness)” & “if it’s a really good date, ehe may be motro boating me” & “this is the quickest i’ve ever been wet on a first date” – Megan
COUPLES
kirkly will probably fizzle out. carly’s lack of confidence will help to drive him away along with her thin lips.
janner has a good chance to last. both of them are good people though tanner is a bit judgmental.
jenley definitely won’t last. too much of a mismatch. tenley i think likes guys that are probably a little more in touch with their feminine side, a bit more metro like kiptyn was
the other “couples” will change over the course of the season as they’re not strong enough and are just coupled up out of convenience.
SEXY METER
Lauren Iaconetti = 9 = face, body
Ashley Iaconetti = 9 = face, full juicy ds lips, mouth, teeth, body
Juelia = 8.5 = tig ol bitties, face
Carly = 7.5 = face, thin lips
Jillian = 6 = abs
Ashley S = 7 = face, smile
Clare = 8.5 = face, teeth
Tenley = 9 = face, legs, abs, body, teeth
Jade = 8 = face
Samantha = 7.5 = ds lips
Meg = 9 = face, big mouth, tig ol bitties
Amber = 9.5 = face, teeth, bubble but
WIFE MATERIAL METER
Lauren Iaconetti = 1
Ashley Iaconetti = 1.5
Juelia = 3
Carly = 3
Jillian = 2
Ashley S = 2
Claire = 3
Tenley = 4
Jade = 3.5
Samantha = 1.5
Meg = 1.5
Amber = 3.5